There once was a giant named Andre. He lived in a little town called Tulsa. One day his mother decided that he was getting too large to stay at home anymore, so she sent him to school. His teachers had a hard time adjusting to him, because he couldn't fit into any desk. Finally they figured out what to do. They switched all of his classes into the computer labs. He still had a problem fitting into the chairs, but it was not nearly as bad as before. One day a new person joined the class. His name was Jeff, the nicest person to ever live. Andre didn't like him for some reason, probably out of jealousy. Day after day Jeff tried to get onto the good side of Andre, but andre just wasn't interested. Finally after several weeks Andre couldn't take anymore. He tried to pick Jeff up off of the ground and throw him through the window. Jeff quickly jump kicked him in his weak spot. He fell to the ground and began writhing in pain. Jeff then threw him out of the window. Jeff said "Bwa ha ha ha ha ha". Andre screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO!".
The moral of this story is "Don't p**s Jeff off". HA HA HA HA! Good story eh?
Do you know Andre's best friend? His name is Funkie Monkie. Lets just say this Andre is quite fond of funkie monkie. Funkie likes to make noise and jump around, but his favorite thing to do is smack people.
