Do Not Press if You Value Your Life

I live in Tulsa Oklahoma
Life here is pretty boring
You have to learn to find pleasure in simple everyday things

Hence my first section
Ode To My Shoes

And now for something enitirely different
The Story Of My Pants

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I like rolley chairs
Have You Ever Ridden A Chair?

Do you like cars?
Then You'll Love My 2001 Ford Explorer

Look out, they could be anywhere!
They're Right Behind You!



Reality is But An Illusion There's No Place Like Home Insanity is The Only Reality