I have a short story to tell. it is about the reason why I only have one pair of pants.
It all started one day back in march. I was walking down the street when I saw a little midget staring out from the bushes. I approached to say hi. all of the sudden he jumped out at me. I suddenly noticed that he was no ordinary midget. He had pointed ears and a funny looking face. He leaped on top of me and started to bite me. I punched him and threw him onto the ground. He rose slowly glaring at me from glowing eyes. I tried to run but found that I could not move. Suddenly an ominous voice sounded from all around me. At first I could'nt understand the gibberish, but eventually it started to form some semblance of english. "For your trespasses I will reward thee. From this day forward you shall have but one pair of pants. HA HA HA HA!" The dwarf was suddenly engulfed in flame and smoke. POOF! He was gone. Till this day I still have only one pair of pants.
