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I just found the greatest buy. A brand new Ford Explorer for 5 even. It is black and it has a 20mm lift and 30mm mudder tires. It also has tinted windows. It has one minor drawback, it only goes forward and won't come out of four wheel drive.

It used to be a really good car, before I drove it off of a cliff. Don't ask, it is a really long story. Okay, I was driving on top of this huge grey plastic-like material. It was a little bit wider than my car, just enough to get through. On one side it slopes down at a fairly gentle angle and ends in an abrupt drop, with only a few strange vines growing out of the back. On the other side it is just a straight drop down to a blood red ledge, and then on down into the pit of the canyon. Anyways I drove to the end of the cliff and accidentily drove over. Oops.
Well at least it did not go to waste. The motor and body were used to build another car, somewhat larger and more simplistic.




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