This is My page about chairs, and furniture in general.
Sit right down and I'll tell you a tale. A tale of a fateful trip. It started from classroom here. Abord a tiny chair.
It started off innocently enough. One day in Computer Lab I suddenly became aware of just how cool those rolley chairs really were. I decided to take one for a joy ride. It was exillirating for the first few minutes, first escaping from the teachers watchful eye, and then the trip down the stairs. One cannot comprehend the excitement of going down stairs in a chair unless you've tried it for yourself. Any way I got out of the shcool building without getting caught, barely. I crusied down to the street and merged into traffic. I was going pretty slow. I think people were getting pretty annoyed at me. At one point some man started honking at me and then tried to run me over. I think he was angry for some reason. Anyway, I eventually decided to grab onto the back of a car in hope of gaining speed. Just in case you are curious rolley chairs do not work very well at high speeds. I found this out while rolling down a very large hill, lots of fun. Did you know that chairs do not any sort of restraint system. They also begin to vibrate violently when rolling on asphalt. I almost got all the way down before I fell. It was not a happy time, as you could probably tell. I got about three fourths of the way down before the potholes started. The first one sent the chair spinning wildly out of control. The second hit while I was facing the opposite way, it set the chair up onto two wheels. I barely recovered without falling...
That is all for now. Look for later installments.
