Why have you disturbed the slumber of the Horrible Scrolling Text Of Doom?
What? You ask why I am not scrolling. The Audacity. You should know my name by now.
I am the Terrible Stationary Text Of Heck.
I know, I know. It dosent have quite the same ring as the name of my scrolling counterpart
but you learn to live with what you have.
How dare you distract me from my speech. Thats it, now you will die.
NI!NI!NI!
Stand down or I shall say NI to you a second time.
NI!NI!NI!
FINE! You asked for it.
Eki Eki Eki Eki Pu Tang Zoop Foi
